I have been doing a lot of self-sabotage lately in my writing, so today, I am going to concentrate on the yumminess of my boys. I have learned so much since becoming a mother and for this, I am beyond grateful. I'd like to share the loving lessons I have learned thus far in my motherhood.
So, here it is...
THE TOP TEN THINGS MY CHILDREN HAVE ALREADY TAUGHT ME.
10. Black Yoga pants are the perfect substitute for any kind trouser. And yes, I did just use the word "trouser." I have gotten to where I can dress myself while bathing one child and feeding the other. Add a cute little cardigan or a necklace and I look downright fancy.
9. The four basic food groups are Fruit, Pizza, Peanut Butter and Jelly, and Chicken Nuggets.
I have felt tortured by my inability to cook for my children organic, delicious meals that are full of nutrients but each day my child asked for a banana for breakfast and a PB and J for lunch. I try to get clever with dinner occasionally, but Pizza and Chicken Nuggets alternate as the special of the day. Hey, at least they are eating.
8. I can go days without washing my hair. I used to wash my hair at least every other day. Now, the shampoo bottle goes untouched for several showers. I am so grateful that my children have taught me that my hair pulled into a bun on my head will look the same whether my hair is clean or dirty, giving us more time for Lego castle building.
7. Paper towels are fucking genius. I wanted to be more eco-friendly than I am, but I use a dozen rolls of these little jewels daily. Whether I am wiping hands or the juice off the floor, my children have advised that I keep a significant stock available.
6. The alphabets song can be used in several ways to pass the time. Conley loves his letters! He does the traditional ABC song, but then will do them phonetically. Or do a word that begins with each letter. He will sing or say it, dance or zone out. When in doubt, call out a letter and let the fun begin.
5. 4 AM feedings are a good time to talk to God. The house is quiet. All 3 boys are snuggled in bed with me. There is the blue glow of the moonlight flirting with the sunrise and my youngest is sucking my breast in his sleep. I can't help but reach out to the Source of All in a prayer of gratitude. THIS IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT.
4. I love to write. Writing was something I always wanted to do, but I either couldn't find time or would judge myself so viciously that I wouldn't even begin. My children have taught me that my passion is writing. It's the first thing I do when the boys go down for a nap or when I have "free" time. I am so grateful that they have given me my voice.
3. They listen to every single fucking word I say so I better not say fuck. I have learned to be a lady because my children have echoed back to me in their sweet voices my sailor's vocabulary. I have cleaned it up, thanks to our mini-me's.
2. Nothing is more beautiful than Conley's voice saying "I wuv you, Mom. I am so happy to see you." What more do I say?
1. I married the right guy. My children constantly reinforce the fact that I am married to a wonderful man. My husband will take the kids and spend the day at the park with them. He will walk my oldest to the deli so that they can buy flowers for me. My boys will be gentlemen because I am married to one. I glow with gratitude for this lesson.
My Top Ten
Is it David Letterman ready?? Probably not.
I just wanted to express my soft heart of gratitude this morning.
Enjoy the weekend.
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